The magic of Christmas is often accompanied by laughter, and this year is no exception. To brighten up your days until the big day, here is a special Advent calendar: the 24 funniest Christmas tweets that will make you smile, laugh, and maybe even burst out laughing in front of your screen.
1.
We don’t have a christmas tree so we use danny devito pic.twitter.com/ruQVSfg5Z7
— Parker (@panoparker) December 18, 2022
What a great idea to use American actor, director, comedian and film producer Danny DeVito as the tree. Definitely the cutest Christmas tree !
2.
The hardest thing about shopping is not buying for yourself. How many times have you been faced with a sweater you want to give to your sister: “Finally, I’m going to get it for myself!”
3.
christmas tree is done pic.twitter.com/2OgjBsQgwm
— estel imane (@REGINAVGEORGE) November 28, 2023
The brightest star on all Christmas trees ! Remember actress Mia Goth, who became a household name after starring in the A24 films X and Pearl? A scene of her shouting “I’m a star” was popularized as her TikTok in the fall of 2022 and became an inescapable meme.
4.
I saw a girl on tiktok say that she didn’t buy anyone presents this year but instead just bought herself all the things she wanted and— that makes so much more sense
— santa’s babygirl ❄️ (@_goldraven) December 12, 2022
The real meaning of Christmas is to make people happy, why not us too ?
5.
The other reindeer describing Rudolph
— 7/11 Truther (@DaveMcNamee3000) December 2, 2022
pic.twitter.com/RoL4MoVsBV
Why is he always the only one getting all the attention ? So often forgotten are Dasher (fastest), Dancer (most graceful), Vixen (most beautiful), Prancer (most powerful), Comet (brings happiness to children), Cupid (brings love to children), Donner (strongest) and Blitzen (brings light). The one with the red nose is the only one we know…
6.
my husband was trying to talk about Shrek but he couldn’t remember Shrek’s name (Shrek) so he called him “summertime grinch”
— blaire erskine (@blaireerskine) April 15, 2022
What about the “wintertime Shrek” ?! They may both be green and misanthropic, but the Grinch still stole Christmas!
7.
I’m fully a Grinch sympathizer. That entire town bullied him literally his entire life!! He was in his villain era for good reason!
— wicked wench (@witti_indi) December 7, 2022
Just a being misunderstood for years… In the end, he was ostracized for his skin color for a long time. What could be more natural than to hate this village?
8.
At least she can send a text ! Mine can’t even do that. But yes using the smiley RIP is not better…
9.
How much does it cost for Santa to park his sleigh???
— Sweet V (@iamMandyV) December 5, 2022
NOTHING. It’s on the house pic.twitter.com/OtYSBD78FT
Maybe the police just want to make sure they get their gifts. We’re all kids after all !
10.
he’s making a list? and he’s checking it twice? santa claus is neurodivergent confirmed
— taylor garron (@taylorgarron) November 27, 2022
Nobody’s perfect and everyone is crazy !
11.
Growing up has ever been easy…
12.
You’ve heard of Elf on a Shelf but… pic.twitter.com/AwubVzJjKA
— Kaveh MD (@thehouseofpod) October 16, 2022
Now it’s the Skeleton on a Peloton !
13.
I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
— Macaulay Culkin (@IncredibleCulk) December 23, 2018
Also the one who made us understand that we didn’t want to be “Home Alone” at Christmas ! Remember the little boy who was left at home at Christmas and single-handedly scared off the burglars? That’s him now !
14.
It doesn't feel like I'm truly home for the holidays until I've taken my parents' phones and said "Here let me show you" at least 25 times.
— Ari Scott (@ariscott) December 19, 2016
Finally back home ! “No, Dad, that’s not how you take a screenshot…”
15.
dog: [brings sticks inside]
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) November 25, 2022
me: no that belongs outside
me, at Christmas time: [brings entire tree inside]
dog: what the actual shit is this
A confused one again, but put yourself in his shoes !
16.
I missed you guys… It’s been an hour !
17.
Another year goes by. Another year I’ll be kissing a bottle of alcohol under the mistletoe
— The Common Man (@tcm97) December 23, 2018
Our one and only true love !
18.
Very happy to announce that everyone on Instagram with wealthy families and incredible teeth had a great Christmas
— Chris Scott (@iamchrisscott) December 26, 2017
Getting the same “Grinch Mood” every time I open Instagram !
19.
if you like christmas so much why don't you merry it
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) December 23, 2013
Maybe the best play on word I’ve seen !
20.
Not everyone was very lucky…
21.
My wife spent all afternoon baking Christmas cookies.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 18, 2017
I spent all afternoon eating them.
It's called teamwork.
That’s what I told my mom… But you have to admit it’s hard to resist !
22.
My sister and i literally just gave each other the exact same gift pic.twitter.com/k69lSyzm9T
— katya (@katyabandouil) December 24, 2016
I just found the perfect gift for my brothers ! Sorry guys I’m broke…
23.
working on the day before a holiday pic.twitter.com/Hd5x6WtPPk
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) November 23, 2022
And nobody will blame you. We’re all really looking forward to the vacations, it’s been a tough year for everyone!
24.
Christmas shopping for a guy is seriously hard, what do y’all like besides other girls pictures
— melly (@AngelMelly) December 18, 2018
Maybe gymbro’s pics ?! Seriously, my boyfriend only has shirtless, muscular dudes on his feed. Should I be worried?
May these tweets bring you as much laughter as happy moments during this festive period. Merry Christmas everyone, and may the season be filled with laughter and happiness! 🎄😂





























