Would You Rather?

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The cleanest top 15 ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Good luck!

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?

 

1. Have no teeth?             

OR               

Change gender every time you see chocolate?

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Flickr: TALMADGEBOYD

 

 

2. Be able to communicate with animals          

MAn dog
Flickr: Beverly

OR        

Be able to speak every language fluently?

 

 

 

3. Have chronic B.O. for 1 year?                         

                         OR                    

                                     Drink 2 cupfuls of milk, 1 year past its sell-by date? 

Cup
Flickr: Yannic

 

 

4. Have a nail hammered in to your eyeball?      

Nail
Flickr: tacit requiem

OR             

Have all the nails on your body (fingers and toes) ripped off?

 

 

 

5. Be secretly filmed for 1 whole day, while everyone at your Uni watches?

Big Brother is watching
Flickr: Alan Cleaver

OR              

Have your parents read your full internet history? (you cannot delete anything)

 

 

6. Which horror movie would you rather happen to you?

The Human Centipede                          OR                                Saw

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Flickr: Sarah G.

 

7. Be slapped full-force by Mike Tyson twice a year, for the rest of your life?

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Flickr: Abelito Roldan

OR               

Have no hands?

 

 

 

8.Have your best friend kidnapped by a serial killer (they will remain alive however, you will never see them again)?

OR

Have your most-prized possessions taken from you (you can never get them back)?

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Flickr: christine zenino

 

9. Have your private life in the bedroom, filmed and distributed to your family

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Flickr: tonynetone

OR


Never have sexual relations with another human being again…

 

 

10. Who would you rather have pints with?

                      George Hook                               

Hook
Flickr: sjrowe53

                                                      OR                 Marty Morrissey

Marty Morrissey meme

 

 

11. Sleep as long as you want on a cold rock?               

                                                             OR              

 Sleep only 3 hours a night on an extremely comfy bed?

MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERA
Flickr: Megan Story

 

 

12. Who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with for 72 hours?

Michael D. Higgins                   OR                   Brian Cowen

Michael D Higgins
Flickr: DonkeyHotey

 

Brian Cowen

Flickr: seamus_walsh

 

13. Have bells go off every-time…

You get ‘excited’            

 OR               

You’re surrounded by someone you dislike?

Bells
Flickr: jpeepz

 

 

14.  Be followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life

Ducks
Flickr: karlequin

       OR  

Not know the difference between a baby and a muffin?

Muffin
Flickr: Paul Schreiber

 

 And finally….

15. Would you rather…

                      Lick peanut butter off a Hobo’s foot         OR              Lose €750        

Flickr: Clover_1