Would You Rather?

The cleanest top 15 ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Good luck!

WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER?

 

1. Have no teeth?             

OR               

Change gender every time you see chocolate?

 

 

2. Be able to communicate with animals          

OR        

Be able to speak every language fluently?

 

 

 

3. Have chronic B.O. for 1 year?                         

                         OR                    

                                     Drink 2 cupfuls of milk, 1 year past its sell-by date? 

 

 

4. Have a nail hammered in to your eyeball?      

OR             

Have all the nails on your body (fingers and toes) ripped off?

 

 

 

5. Be secretly filmed for 1 whole day, while everyone at your Uni watches?

OR              

Have your parents read your full internet history? (you cannot delete anything)

 

 

6. Which horror movie would you rather happen to you?

The Human Centipede                          OR                                Saw

 

7. Be slapped full-force by Mike Tyson twice a year, for the rest of your life?

OR               

Have no hands?

 

 

 

8.Have your best friend kidnapped by a serial killer (they will remain alive however, you will never see them again)?

OR

Have your most-prized possessions taken from you (you can never get them back)?

 

9. Have your private life in the bedroom, filmed and distributed to your family

OR

Never have sexual relations with another human being again…

 

 

10. Who would you rather have pints with?

                      George Hook                               

                                                      OR                 Marty Morrissey

 

 

11. Sleep as long as you want on a cold rock?               

                                                             OR              

 Sleep only 3 hours a night on an extremely comfy bed?

 

 

12. Who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with for 72 hours?

Michael D. Higgins                   OR                   Brian Cowen

 

Flickr: seamus_walsh

 

13. Have bells go off every-time…

You get ‘excited’            

 OR               

You’re surrounded by someone you dislike?

 

 

14.  Be followed by 32 ducks for the rest of your life

       OR  

Not know the difference between a baby and a muffin?

 

 And finally….

15. Would you rather…

                      Lick peanut butter off a Hobo’s foot         OR              Lose €750